The Wild Boars of Singapore
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Channel: Brian Mack Blues and Rock Songs · 2012 · Comedy
WILD BOARS (to the tune of Duran Duran "Wild Boys") The Wild Boars are coming From Malaysia to Singapore Cos of All Iskandar's building They don't like it there no more They swim across the Causeway, so they're Illegal - and they're breeding Hear them grunting on the street They're digging up the golf course As they root for food to eat Scratching all the paintwork When we crash them with our cars Wild Boars - Very scary! Wild Boars - Don't antagonise Wild Boars - They might bite you Wild Boars have to - die They look so cute and cuddly As they wallow in the mud Some folks call for mercy And some call out for blood A Boar War is starting we must Shoot them - with our Crossbows Before it gets too late To stem their rise, we can sterilise Cos cannot repatriate... We are all in danger Looks like they're here to stay Wild Boars - black and hairy Wild Boars - they are on the rise Wild Boars - They might bite you Wild Boars have to - die While The Government is saying If we leave these hogs alone They will Turf up all the forests that can never be regrown The enterprising Chinaman is Hunting - and their poacher traps Are catching everything Cats and dogs and monkeys Got even pangolin! They're back upon the menu Got Roasted, boiled and fried Wild Boar - very tasty Wild Boar - special price for you Wild Boar - can export them.... Wild Boar Wild Boar Wild Boars - they might bite you Wild Boars - poop is everywhere Wild Boars - we must shoot them Wild Boar Wild Boar Wild Boars - Just build fences Wild Boars - Tourists pay to see Wild Boars - Let them breed in peace Leave Wild Boars A - lone!! Inspired by a story about wild boar swimming across the Causeway from Malaysia to get away from Iskandar development and settling nicely in Singapore to the annoyance of some of the residents. The tune of Duran Duran's "Wild Boys" was a perfect fit for me to lyrically highlight their plight. These spoofed lyrics are mine. Photos sourced from Google Image searches. Images naturally remain the copyright of their various owners, no assumption or breach of any rights is intended or assumed by me. If anyone is unhappy let me know and I'll take it out of the movie.
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