The Wild Boars of Singapore

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Channel: Brian Mack Blues and Rock Songs · 2012 · Comedy

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WILD BOARS (to the tune of Duran Duran "Wild Boys")
The Wild Boars are coming  From Malaysia to Singapore
Cos of All Iskandar's building  They don't like it there no more
They swim across the Causeway, so they're 
Illegal - and they're breeding
Hear them grunting on the street
They're digging up the golf course
As they root for food to eat
Scratching all the paintwork
When we crash them with our cars

Wild Boars - Very scary!
Wild Boars - Don't antagonise
Wild Boars - They might bite you
Wild Boars have to - die

They look so cute and cuddly As they wallow in the mud
Some folks call for mercy And some call out for blood
A Boar War is starting we must 
Shoot them - with our Crossbows
Before it gets too late
To stem their rise, we can sterilise
Cos cannot repatriate...
We are all in danger
Looks like they're here to stay

Wild Boars - black and hairy
Wild Boars - they are on the rise
Wild Boars - They might bite you
Wild Boars have to - die

While The Government is saying If we leave these hogs alone
They will Turf up all the forests that can never be regrown
The enterprising Chinaman is
Hunting - and their poacher traps
Are catching everything
Cats and dogs and monkeys
Got even pangolin!
They're back upon the menu
Got Roasted, boiled and fried

Wild Boar - very tasty
Wild Boar - special price for you
Wild Boar - can export them....
Wild Boar Wild Boar
Wild Boars - they might bite you 
Wild Boars - poop is everywhere
Wild Boars - we must shoot them 
Wild Boar Wild Boar
Wild Boars - Just build fences
Wild Boars - Tourists pay to see
Wild Boars - Let them breed in peace
Leave Wild Boars A - lone!!

Inspired by a story about wild boar swimming across the Causeway from Malaysia to get away from Iskandar development and settling nicely in Singapore to the annoyance of some of the residents. The tune of Duran Duran's "Wild Boys" was a perfect fit for me to lyrically highlight their plight. These spoofed lyrics are mine. Photos sourced from Google Image searches. Images naturally remain the copyright of their various owners, no assumption or breach of any rights is intended or assumed by me. If anyone is unhappy let me know and I'll take it out of the movie.

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