Song A Day #974: Alyssa Bereznak Song (OK Cupid/Gizmodo Magic Hater Woman)

4,267 views · Published 1 September 2011 · 2:20 · Indexed 12 November 2026

Channel: Jonathan Mann · 2011 · Music

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http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player

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LYRICS:

was she trolling for hits on her blog post
did she write it looking for a fight?
it seems odd to call someone out for being nerdy
when you write for such a nerdy website

and then there's the issue of manners
why'd you have to put him down that way?
either you're really mean or smart or clueless
but you shouldn't say nothing if you got nothing nice to say

alyssa bererznak
it was a personal attack
on a world champion
what have you ever done?

i'd like to now quote your twitter:
"dude's i don't think it's bad to be a dweeb
i just don't want to date someone i can't relate to"
well, what if he was the champion of something else?

what if he was a championship swimmer
or the world champion chef
it's good to like stuff and to be good at things
but you just put him down instead 

so you don't want to date someone you can't relate to
that i can understand
but that's not what you wrote, what you wrote
was the tearing down of a man
maybe you weren't attracted to him
physically and all that
that's a valid reason
but don't point to someone's passion
and say i don't like you because of that

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