NOT-SO-FAT-JOE
2,915 views · Published 13 June 2011 · 0:14 · Indexed 10 November 2026
Channel: Stock Market LIVE · 2011 · Entertainment
Fat Joe Loses Weight, Needs A New Name... LEAVE A NAME IN COMMENTS BELOW Anytime a formerly obese person drops a significant amount of tonnage, it's cause for celebration. They, in all likelihood, will look better, be healthier and be less of a bitch to have over for Thanksgiving. But in the case of Fat Joe, the Bronx MC who just dropped 88 pounds after starting to eat better and hiring a trainer, the weight loss isn't necessarily a good thing for one obvious reason: his name. Fat Joe has to be fat; there's no way around it. A skinny dude named Fat Joe is like an nice-smelling lady named Ke$ha--it's a complete oxymoron. Now that it's clear Fat Joe needs a new hip-hop moniker, we're here to help the svelte bastard out. Here are our best suggestions: + Not-So-Fat Joe + Average Joe + Cardio Joe + Probably In Need Of Excessive Skin Removal Surgery Joe + Whole New Wardrobe Joe + "Oh, THAT'S What My Penis Looks Like" Joe + Could Probably Stand To Lose Another 30 Pounds Joe + One Airplane Seat Joe + Joe Jonas
More from this channel
-
0:14
Mothers Day in 2011
-
0:59
Mothers Day Dance
-
0:10
Dude in a Rush to catch Flight
-
0:18
Airport bust passenger with Zoo animals in Luggage
-
0:42
Fish with Sharp Teeth @ Kemah, Galveston
-
1:03
King of The Griil - $200,000 BBQ
-
0:03
Sean Kingston seriously injured in Crash - 4-year-old fan
-
0:18
Go in Fast, Come out Wet