Ed Sheeran Parody Live by Brian O'Sullivan

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Channel: Brian O'Sullivan · 2015 · Comedy

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Parody of "Thinking Out Loud" by Ed Sheeran
New lyrics written and performed by Brian O'Sullivan

When my voice don’t crack like it used to before
And we’re both no longer 15
Will your mouth still remember how painful it is
Kissing with braces on our teeth?

And darling, I will, be liking you til we’re 17
And baby, my hard ons embarrassing me constantly
I’m thinking bout how, you told me someday soon I could see your boobs
Maybe even touch with my hands
Girl, I’m just a boy that you met in homeroom
But touching boobs would make me a man
So honey, now
Let me awkwardly kiss you real hard
Feel you up in the parking lot of Wal-Mart 
Can’t believe we are going this far, I’m breathing so loud
While we dry-hump inside your car

Now wherever we go, we show our PDA 
Make out at every football game
Get an over the pants HJ on my B-Day
Now my pants are wet, I have to change

And honey, I rub my hand upon your bare butt, and squeeze a cheek  
So baby, what’s next?  We both decided no sex, til we’re married
But I’m thinking right now
People change their minds like every single day
Maybe we could change our minds, too
Cause I’m super mature in like every single way
And did I mention, girl, I like-love you.
So baby, now, 
I think both of my parents are gone
Hurry, babe, I don’t think that we have too long
Oh my God, I think I hear my mom, I’m freaking out now
And we quickly turn the TV on

We’re naked now
Pretty sure I am doing this wrong
I’m whatever’s the opposite of Don Juan
Why the hell won’t this condom stay on? It’s inside out now
As we make love right after prom
Then we break up right after prom
I’m sorry I didn’t last that long

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