Reading the Bible
3,772 views · Published 14 March 2011 · 1:57 · Indexed 6 November 2026
Channel: BionicDance · 2011 · Education
Read my webcomic: http://kanirabaxter.comicgenesis.com/ Visit the BionicDance store: http://www.zazzle.com/bionicdance/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/BionicDance "The A-Word" Podcast: http://theaword.podomatic.com/ Don't worry, I'm still reading the bible; I just needed to bitch. And it'd been a while since I'd done a poem. :) Music by Kevin MacLeod: http://incompetech.com/m/c/royalty-free/index.html Used with permission When I started reading the bible At first it was scary I didn't want to convert And so I was wary I'd heard so many stories Told this book held great power To help the weak and the hurting Brighten their darkest hour Its legend built up By the faithful and godly To deny their book's power Would get one looked at oddly So it was with trepidation That I began to read Not sure what to expect Yet curious indeed And you know what I found Upon reading the bible? This book is beyond inaccurate Nearly bordering on libel It's wrong about science And the birth of the universe It makes enemies of Egypt And to make matters worse That part's not even true Egypt NEVER enslaved Jews And don't get me started On this book's sexual views Or how there's war after war With no end in sight Seems all the Jews knew to do In ancient times was to fight! And that's to say nothing Of the bible's language use Archaic words and phrasing That border on abuse! It's a mystery to me How any convert by this book Are folks REALLY that gullible Or do they not give it a look And just take the word Of their pastor or preacher? Well, if that's the case Let ME be your teacher Try READING this book See if you can get through Without scoffing and laughing And proclaiming "FUCK YOU"! "I'm supposed to believe WHAT? "THAT'S what's in here???" The bible's the best way To make faith disappear This book is abysmal It really does stink So don't run on automatic Instead, everyone please think
