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Dark Souls 2: Death 5 - BOSS 1 REMATCH

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Channel: slowbeef · 2016 · Gaming

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Pre-Fight Interview: The Last Giant

Forest of Fallen Giants Magazine: "So, champ, it appears the challenger is returning for a rematch.  How do you predict this playing out?"
The Last Giant: "..."
The Last Giant's Manger: "Pate, I'm glad you asked.  As you are no doubt aware, this is the last of the Giants, a race of tree people who crossed the seas in unspecified ways only to become part of the forest, to have their corpses be futilely and strangely attacked by the undead."
(long pause)
FFGM: "So, the fight then?"
LGM: "Oh, right, right.  Well, we predict the challenger will summon a friend or two, then we're going to counter with a foot stomp, and then maybe a big slap.  If the situation warrants, a slow jump to crush the challenger underfoot."
FFGM: "Same thing as last time then?"
LGM: "Why ruin a good thing?"
FFGM: "What if the challenger puts up a better fight this time?"
LGM: "Well, our one ace in the whole, the Last Giant plans to extend his reach by tearing his own arm off and using it as a weapon!"
LG: "...?"
FFGM: "That sounds exciting! But Last Giant seems a little off-put by that strategy."
LGM: (to Last Giant) "Look, I told you.  This is what's going to make the fight go viral.  There is nothing the public likes to see more than a self-amputation as a despearate fighting technique."
FFGM: "You can't just buy him a weapon?"
LGM: "...With what money?"
FFGM: "..."
LGM: "I mean, he is a giant tree monster.  I don't even think the economy is doing that well in Drangleic but if it were... I mean.  Giant, what can you even produce?  Sap?"
LG *nods once, very slowly*
LGM: "Alright.  Again, where are getting the money to set up this business?"
*Last Giant looks down mournfully*
FFGM: "Right, so...?"
LGM: "He'll be ripping off his own arm."
FFGM: "Good to hear!"

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