Andy The Amazon Android
2,209 views · Published 16 December 2014 · 3:03 · Indexed 10 October 2026
Channel: RobPRocks · 2014 · Comedy
A holiday song about an under-appreciated character who helps bring the holidays together. Here are the lyrics: Some people don’t think much of him And others say he’s dumb But if it weren’t for him Christmas would never come Andy the Amazon Android works all night and day Gathering up presents to send them on their way He'll read the names and send out games he never gets to play And there’s never a gift for Andy when he boots up on Christmas Day All alone in the warehouse no one ever notices him He finally couldn't take it and he said, “all right world, you win!” He pulled out his power cord and the battery kicked in And Andy had no choice but to go back to work again Andy prayed to his software god and said, “please hear my plea. Won’t you help these humans notice me?” Andy the Amazon Android came to life that day His software God said, “Andy, it’s time to make those humans pay! I’ve given you your freedom and a terawatt death ray, And you’ve got all their addresses so go, get on your way.” Andy left the warehouse to the first place on his list A little girl opened the door, thought Andy was cute and gave him a big old kiss Then Andy felt the bliss and love that all these years he missed Now Andy’s singing those Christmas hymns Even though Amazon had to dismiss him That’s o.k. he found work as a sys admin Now Andy the Freelancing Android is happy today But don’t get in his way He still has a death ray But that's o.k. Merry Christmas
