$9 Cupcake [Music Video]
2,765 views · Published 2 July 2014 · 1:57 · Indexed 10 October 2026
Channel: RobPRocks · 2014 · Comedy
A cupcake strolls through the city without a care in the world. I heard a rumor it's going to get its own HBO show soon. Update: I posted this video 6 days ago and yesterday corporate cupcake company Crumbs went out of business. BEWARE THE POWER OF SATIRICAL SONGS! Lyrics: Nine dollar cupcake you better be damn good There better be a job baked into you that helps me afford my neighborhood You better be my soulmate or the holy grail You better have the winning lotto numbers or Kate Upton's email You better have flour made of cocaine or frosting made of gold You better get me higher than the biggest joint I ever rolled You better give me confidence and take away my dread And tell me I made all the right decisions when I lie awake in bed Nine dollar cupcake you think you're better than me? You just waltz into my hood and bougie up my street I'm sure you're fancy but why should I care? I don't need to eat everything with my nose up in the air When I first heard about you I just laughed and mocked But what the hell do I know there's a line around the block Why do people love you I can't figure it out I guess give them something that they can blog about Nine dollar cupcake are you why The rent's too damn high Our culture gets stale When the whole town's upscale Nine dollar cupcake I've got a hunch That I will hate you more than I hate people who love brunch Nine dollar cupcake messing up my 'hood All right, I'd pay five bucks for one but only if it's really good Nine dollar cupcake... Music & Lyrics by Rob Paravonian
