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THE FACEBOOK SONG by Tony Head

190 views · Published 2 January 2013 · 3:21 · Indexed 22 September 2026

Channel: FlyingJunk · 2013 · Music

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A new song.

She does not 
Love me at all.
My body's all that she is after.
I insist
I've got a soul.
She answers with sardonic laughter.

She splashes all over Facebook
Details of our nightly passions.

I refuse
To sleep with her
Until she sees me as a person.
But she's too
Hard to deter,
And I succumb to all the cursin'.

Her Facebook page reads like a bit
From some unpublished de Sade novel.

I beg her
To keep it down,
But all I get is more derision.
She rips off
My dressing gown
Like she's a woman on a mission.

And that makes two of us, no doubt,
'Cause I am desperate to stop her.

I don't like 
Her Facebook friends.
Their indiscretion is appalling.
My ordeal,
It never ends
My joie de vivre is sharply falling.

I'm selling all my Facebook shares.
And moving back to Nineteen Fifties.

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