Middle Age Rap
4,070 views · Published 27 June 2013 · 3:51 · Indexed 29 October 2026
Channel: hallbe · 2013 · Comedy
I need to lose weight! Who wants to join me? I think we should do this as a youtube challenge. Ellen Degeneres or Oprah Whimphrey should sponser us! Here's the lyrics to the rap... Middle Age Rap Well hello friends You can call me Hallbe My real names Ben And now I'm feeling ballsy So, here's a little jig I'd like to put on tap Just a song in head It's called the middle age rap I know it sounds cheesy But life's not easy I've got to get in shape Before it's too late Well here's a few things You got to know for sure My diets too rich And my health is poor I've made some strides And I've told some lies But now it's time To get myself in line Here's a little fact And I'm not joking 'Bout nine months ago I gave up smoking! I feel a little better But still under the weather Because I've packed on the pounds And I've downed a few rounds Now my blood pressure's up With my cholesterol And my pants don't fit I got to wear big and tall! So where do I start I've Just got to be smart Get down on my fat And sing my middle age rap! Chorus I am 48 A perfect candidate For heart disease And colon rectal cancer I know I'm over weight Might not look so great I'm a big fat ranter And a bit of a dancer In just a short time I'll be 49 And I'm starting to freak I'm running out of time So here's my wish Just let me dish By summer 08 Want to look and feel great Now just one more line To end this rhyme By New years 09 I'll be downright FINE! So here's my plea To the youtube viewer Don't leave me stranded Like a big fat loser So come and join me In my quest To get in shape Be at our best Call on Ellen And Oprah too Ask 'em to sponser You know who Now's the time Just get in the line Grab your cup And belly up Step up to bat Let's lose this fat! Join me for the chorus Of the middle age rap! Chorus I am 48 A perfect candidate For heart disease And colon rectal cancer I know I'm over weight Might not look so great I'm a big fat ranter And a bit of a dancer In just a short time I'll be 49 And I'm starting to freak I'm running out of time So here's my wish Just let me dish By summer 08 Want to look and feel great Now just one more line To end this rhyme By New years 09 I'll be downright FINE!
