NEW LOVER by Tony Head

195 views · Published 28 May 2012 · 2:45 · Indexed 22 September 2026

Channel: FlyingJunk · 2012 · Music

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Recorded by myself. I used some of my drawings for the slide show.

I've found me a new lover.
I met her in the shower.
There's nothing wrong with showers.
That's where I meet new lovers.
Now I'm as happy as can be
She's gonna spend her life with me.

My dog has died of cancer.
His name was Necromancer.
I know it's rather stupid.
I should have called him Cupid.
Now it's too late to change his name.
He's gone to heaven -- such a shame.

My mother is a virgin.
My dad looks like a sturgeon.
They make a lovely couple,
Intelligent and supple.
Whenever I bump into them,
They wonder who the hell I am.

I don't know what you're thinking,
But I know you're not blinking.
Aloof, tranquil and distant,
You're almost nonexistent.
You haven't blinked since Friday night.
I wonder if you are all right.

Your life is what you make it.
You leave it or you take it.
You grab it or you shove it.
You hate it or you love it.
But then a knock comes on the door,
And you're not blinking any more.

I've found me a new lover.
I met her in the shower.
The world is full of wonder.
I feel I'm going under.

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