Microwave Me: Pineapple
2,652 views · Published 25 February 2014 · 8:47 · Indexed 1 November 2026
Channel: MicrowaveMeShow · 2014 · Entertainment
Experiment #293: Pineapple (Rated G) I've done almost all produce items, so microwaving a pineapple was next on my agenda. Unfortunately, this tropical treat was a bust. This is probably the worst fruit experiment I'd ever done. It did nothing but just heat up a little and kinda leak. It didn't even spray like the watermelon or an orange. It was just mindblowingly lame. Well, this completes the important part of the produce section, I may do one more produce item but at this point I figure why bother. This was about as boring as the potato except that I microwaved it for much longer. I know this is quite long but I cut out most of the microwaving for your benefit. At this point, the only fruit items that did anything legitimately cool were the coconut (split in half about twice as loud and forceful as a giant brown egg at its best would) and the garlic (caught fire). The rest ranged from so-so to mediocre to lame to downright boring. This was one that I deemed safe but pointless. The moral of the story - don't microwave a pineapple, it sucks, it's lame, it doesn't do anything, and it's a waste of a good pineapple. The only fruits left that I'd want to microwave are a mango and a regular melon like a canary melon or a gala melon. Next episode won't suck, I promise, it WILL be something exciting and cool. Season 9 of Microwave Me is filmed, edited, hosted, and produced by Matthew Villani, also known as Captain Microwave, using a Sunbeam microwave for this episode.
