Bardic Song - Ruewella Two-Coins
502 views · Published 10 October 2014 · 1:17 · Indexed 6 November 2026
Channel: Saving Throw · 2014 · Entertainment
Certain Kickstarter backers supported at a level to get their very own bardic song. Here's the fruit of our labors and their stories. Lyrics are below... Ruewella Two-Coins - for Jennifer Brozek Written by Amy Vorpahl Performed by: Amy Vorpahl - @vorpahlsword Ben Dunn - @dunnjamin Saving Throw - @savingthrowshow http://www.savingthrowshow.com Lyrics: There once was a lady, a halfling, a sneak, who grew up all alone Ruewella Two-Coins, the King's head spy, she answered to the throne She could make a weapon of anything, especially coins from her pocket She had no need for a crafted sword -- if she found one, she'd probably hock it If she found one, she'd probably hock it! Ruewella was caring, and thoughtful and smart, but gods help you if you crossed her She'd backstab you so fast, and she wouldn't stop there -- a 25 square foot slaughter She did plenty good deeds, raised flowers and plants, assembled the orphan kids But the dragon encounter for which she was known is one huge crock of… lies Is one huge crock of lies! The king, he needed a dragon killed so he hired Ruewella and Co. She jumped on the minotaur, sharpened her coins, and delivered the final blow The dragon went down, easy as that, but here's where I throw a fit During the battle when everyone fought, Reuwella didn't do... anything Yes, she just took a... poop!
