Microwave Me: Dumbbell
625 views · Published 7 June 2013 · 5:41 · Indexed 10 November 2026
Channel: MicrowaveMeShow · 2013 · Entertainment
Experiment #210: Dumbbell (Rated R) Those of you who know me know that I have two major hobbies outside of microwaving, those are music and strength training. I don't have any videos showcasing my strength training, but the way I nonchalantly lift the featured dumbbells should let you know that I'm not bullshitting about what I can do. This episode is the first one I rated R that was not rated as such for sexual innuendo, there's nothing sexual in this video, it's all language. It's true what I said about wanting to stuff that 60 lb dumbbell or even the 40 lb dumbbell into the microwave, but the 25 lb dumbbell was the largest that would fit. I have a feeling this video could attract some internet tough guys, so that's what the little demonstration and rant in the beginning were all about. To any internet tough guys who want to call me a pussy for using a light weight, guess what? It's the biggest that could FIT. I can push press a 100 lb dumbbell overhead with one hand. And if I was going to lie, I wouldn't say 100 lbs, I'd say 150 or 200. Any man with at least a novice level of strength training should be able to overhead press a 100 lb dumbbell. Now about the experiment? It sucked. It was fucking boring. A waste. Of time. You're better off watching the combination lock episode. The dumbbell wasn't even warm. You can tell by the way I take it out of the microwave. But I made sure to at least use as big of dumbbell as I could fit in, and not cop out and microwave a tiny magic-wand shaped 3 lb dumbbell. Season 5 of Microwave me is filmed with a high-tech state of the art digital camcorder and stars host and producer Matthew Villani as Captain Microwave and for this episode, a Proctor-Silex microwave named Lindsay.
