Microwave Me: Old Spice Body Wash
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Channel: MicrowaveMeShow · 2014 · Entertainment
Experiment #291: Old Spice Body Wash (Rated PG) You remember the school glue in the microwave episode, I presume? And you remember the ketchup bottle in the microwave episode also, possibly? The Elmer's glue bottle was awesome, making a great white fountain everywhere. The ketchup bottle was still cool, making a modest red fountain everywhere. So logically, I thought microwaving this thing of Old Spice body wash would make an awesome blue fountain. Nope. I had this thing in for 19 1/2 minutes and all that happened was the top swelled a little. I think a tiny bit squirted out the top but it was a far cry from a fountain. It didn't even fizzle like the drink bottles I did it just sat there stupidly making a very boring episode. It was actually a lot like the shampoo bottle I did. Either this bottle had too much swagger to succumb to the microwave radiation or not enough to be cool. Regardless, it was a dud experiment for certain. Before anyone comments about it, I KNOW this episode sucks. This is probably my shittiest episode of season 9. Seriously, the blackberries were more exciting than this pile of shit. If one good thing can come out of this episode, it's the fact that I at least got the lighting fairly decent. And I got to declare something "stupid" again. But really, it makes sense. There's no reason to heat up your Old Spice in the microwave, but it does nothing cool either. It's lame while serving no purpose. At least stuff like vaseline has a purpose, if you remember it made it a lot softer and warmer. The body gel was already liquified enough, if anything microwaving made it less useful. Please, never again ask me to do items in the shampoo category. Microwaving anything like this is just a waste of my time and your time. Although I do have another item that I did that was about as boring as this, but at least it wasn't as surprising of a result. Season 9 of Microwave Me is filmed, edited, hosted, and produced by Matthew Villani, also known as Captain Microwave, using a Sunbeam microwave for this episode.
