The Nephew Song
4,680 views · Published 1 January 2012 · 2:07 · Indexed 20 October 2026
Channel: willcwhite · 2012 · Music
The filthiest song I ever wrote. An aunt in love with her nephew describes his every attribute to the private eye she's hired. Also, the plot of the show has something to do with Greek gods, hence the allusions to Venus & Adonis. HE'S AWFULLY TALL WITH CURLY HAIR SHAVEN FACE WITH SKIN SO FAIR THAT WHEN YOU CARESS IT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE STROKING A CHILD HIS CHEST IS BROAD HIS LEGS ARE LONG HIS WAIST IS TIGHT HIS ARMS ARE STRONG AND WHEN THEY HOLD YOU THEY MAKE YOUR WHOLE BODY GO WILD OH HOW HE'S GROWN FROM A LAD TO A TALL, CHARMING MISTER AND WHO'D HAVE KNOWN THAT HE'D BE THE SON OF MY SISTER HIS EYEBROWS ARE DARK HIS PUPILS ARE BLACK THERE'S A LITTLE BROWN MARK ON THE SMALL OF HIS BACK AND WHEN YOU BLOW ON IT YOU'LL SEE HOW HE REALLY GETS RILED A GOD ON EARTH AND A NEW GOLDEN AGE IS UPON US AND SINCE HIS BIRTH HE'S BEEN OUR FAMILY TREE'S OWN ADONIS HIS EYES WHEN THEY SMILE HIS LIPS WHEN THEY KISS THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN IT'S BRIMMING WITH BLISS WELL I'VE TOLD YOU A LOT BUT THERE'S ONE THING LEFT TO DESCRIBE 'CAUSE IF YOU HAD SEEN US YOU'D THINK YOU SHOULD WEAN US THERE'S SOMETHING BETWEEN US THAT MAKES ME HIS VENUS IT'S THE SIZE AND THE STRENGTH AND THE SHAPE AND THE LENGTH OF HIS EARLOBE
