Microwave Me: Shake Weight
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Channel: MicrowaveMeShow · 2014 · Entertainment
Experiment #345: Shake Weight (Rated AO) You've likely seen these goofy things before, they're called a "Shake Weight" and you know they're essentially just a masturbation device. So I decided to microwave a dick-in-a-box. As it turns out, microwaving a shake weight isn't all that exciting. Even though I put it in for just over 5 minutes initially, I ended up adding a lot of time and even after more than 20 minutes, the damn thing still never caught fire, so I just gave up. You may notice that the jokes are a lot more "adult" in this episode than in most of my microwave episodes. Well, I decided to take advantage of the shake weight's obvious resemblance and I hope this pays off. I know some of you are not fans of this style of humor, but fear not, I did not talk during the microwaving and there are only going to be a few episodes like this. Please don't ask me to microwave another piece of exercise equipment because I thought the shake weight would be cool and even that sucked. The experiment itself was a lot like the VCR, lots of smoke but no fire. Season 11 of Microwave Me is filmed with a high definition camera in 1080p for optimal viewing experience, hosted and produced by Captain Microwave who for this episode used a Rival microwave named Joyce.