How To Take Your Unicorn To A Masked Ball
186 views · Published 30 July 2016 · 1:15 · Indexed 29 October 2026
Channel: Life The Basic Manual · 2016 · Education
Sian tackles a difficult topic head-on - how to take your unicorn to a masked ball. This complex, and sometimes anxiety-laden question, is one that comes up in our viewers’ concerns time and time again. So if you’ve ever wondered how to take your unicorn to a masked ball, this clip is for you. Firstly, make sure you’ve picked the right masked ball. Sian has chosen a colourful and joyous ball and gala at the highly-regarded Glastonbury Goddess Conference. This is because she feels that when it comes right down to it, only the best will do for her unicorn companion. Secondly, she’s talked to the door security and made sure this is a unicorn-friendly event. In these sad and troubling times, the world can be a surprisingly hostile place for unicorns. At the Goddess Conference, unicorns are not just allowed in - they are welcomed. The next step may seem obvious, but it’s often missed. Make sure you put a mask on if you’re going to a masked ball. It’s considered very rude not to. Fourthly, and crucially - make sure your unicorn actually wants to go to the ball. In this instance, full and enthusiastic approval is given. And finally? Put your shoulders back, your arms round your unicorn, and strut into the place like you own it. Job done.
