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Cop (re-recorded Original Song by Grant Uchida)

856 views · Published 22 January 2010 · 3:53 · Indexed 29 September 2026

Channel: Grant Uchida · 2010 · Comedy

Heres a song about a type of law inforcement who doesn't get enough respect.

Lyrics:

I wake up at the crack of dawn
with a streach and a moan and a yawn
brush my teeth and comb my hair
slide down the railing of my stairs
i'm so excited i'm turning pale
my new uniform just came in the mail
i dont have a gun but thats okay
i lock and load my pepper spray
my whole famlies been on the force so
naturally I'd join it of course
all i want is for crime to stop 
so I became a bicycle cop
ride my bike to work and then
ride it for 8 hours again

when i'm at work i look my best
i always wear my neon vest
on my break i get food to eat 
donughts are a healthy treat
my bicycle doesnt need a rack
i always carry my fanny pack
the love for my job will never stop
i'll always be a  bicycle cop

everyone respects me, i'm a man of the law
the coolest guy in short shorts
you ever saw
try to run you cannot win except for that time i crashed into the recycling been that guy he kinda got away.

well i ring my bell on my bike
tell loiterers to take a hike
i dont care what you say 
these tassles on my bikes not gay
i look so cool man i totally rock
grandma bought me a pair of kneehigh socks

and all you evil doers
shoplifters and theives
i better not catch you robbing
stores like sports authorities
if you try to run you wont get far unless of course you have a working car then you can pretty much get away because my bike only has 5 gears and i can only go up to 20 miles per hour unlike your car that can go up to about 80 and on top of that its fule efficent and it doesnt help that i tire quickly.

well its plain as day now cant you see
ridding my bike is my destiny
i will continue to fight crime
with this bicycle of mine
i am a force that you cant stop
i'm the one and only bicycle cop
ridding my bike is the only way 
unless i upgrade to a segway
I am the one that shop lifters fears
im a two wheeled wonder of shifting gears
love for my job will never stop 
i will always be a bicycle cop 
ride my bike to work and then
i'll ride it for 8 hours away

Cop (re-recorded Original Song by Grant Uchida)

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