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New Moon parody - New Moon Rock (original by Grant Uchida)

1,409 views · Published 11 January 2010 · 4:14 · Indexed 21 October 2026

Channel: Grant Uchida · 2010 · Comedy

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New Moon Rock
Warning: this song is almost as long as the movie and contains spoilers. If you havent seen the movie yet it probably means you dont like twilight  so it doesnt matter if you have seen it or not. This is a paordy of the New moon movie (not the book) Music and lyrics are mine. 

Lyrics:

heres the next part of twilight, the first one ended alright
with edward holding bella oh so tight
underneath the pale moon light
4 months have passed away
fast forward to bellas birthday
where she awakes from a dream 
where nothing is as it seems
dad gives her a camera thats cool
she gets ready and heads to high school
where she meets edward and shes told
theres a birthday party at the cullens abode
cuts her finger on her present real bad
jasper goes crazy mad
i smell trouble brewing and soon
theres gonna be a new moon

new moon, edward and jasper duke it out
new moon, family feud is what its all about
well edwards gone and bellas heart is deflating like a balloon
bellas real sad but might I add theres gonna be a new moon

so bellas left alone and she
calls jacob for company
he fixes her bikes for free
cause shes an adrenaline junkie
in the theatre watching face punch
mike has to throw up his lunch
jacob gets mad at him but its alright
he knows not to mess with team mike
vampire with the dreads
comes back for bellas head
but hes not ready for the attack
from a half naked sam and his werewolf pack
bella goes cliff diving into the sea
jacob saves her from tragedy
allice comes back and not a moment too soon
theres gonna be a new moon

new moon, edward thinks bella has passed away
new moon, hes gonna kill him self in italy
well jacob is left all alone with his werewolf platoon
they gotta save ed or else he'll be dead 
under a new moon

so bella and alice they steal a fancy car
and they shoot down the road like a shooting star
they've only got a couple minutes with a second in between
before edward steps into the light to make a scene
bellas freaking out yeah shes losing her head
as she runs through a crowd thats a sea of red
shes only got a couple seconds to save her soulmate
it will be too late if she goes at this rate
bella sees edward stepping out of the shade
so she pushes him back to stop the scene from being made
their both really happy and about to go home
but the volturi wont leave them alone
theres demetri, felix lets not forget jane
as they take them to see aro down in their domain
felix and edward starts grappling on the ground
and since felix is stronger hes a throwin him around
seeing him hurt is more than she can take 
so bella offers her life for edwards sake
then allice has a vision that alters their decision
and aro is astounded at what she can envision
so he lets them go free cant wait to see
what bellas super powers are gonna be
when they get home the cullens have a vote
to turn bella into a vampire because edward wont
jacob calls out edward as he reads his mind
about the part of the treaty that would cross the line
you see if edward bites bella than the treaty would be void
jacob seems...rather annoyed
bella made jacob feel like a buffoon
and edward said "marry me" under a new moon

new moon, i swear to god thats what edward said
new moon, pretty soon the two will be wed
bella will be the bride and edward the groom
cant wait for part 3 and then we will see
whats after the new moon
new moon

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