Beyonce - Single Ladies Parody (Elder Ladies) by Grant Uchida

2,593 views · Published 8 February 2010 · 3:05 · Indexed 11 October 2026

Channel: Grant Uchida · 2010 · Comedy

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Beyonce doesn't realize its not just the single ladies that have fun...

Lyrics:

all the elder ladies, all the elder ladies
all the elder ladies throw your canes up

sittin all alone in the old folks home 
while the gentlemen are playing croquet
you slip and you trip and you fall and break a hip
when a grampa comes and saves the day
he helps you up and ironically 
you both have the same medication
even though you're in pain just grab your walking cane
and be glad that your spouse is deceased

and its not like he put your name in the will
no its not like he put your name in the will
doesnt matter if he was deathly ill
cause its not like he ever

wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh  (X2)

you found a new man and hes got a mini van
and hes only 73
you plan to elope and you really do hope
that he has a home in hawaii
but then you remember its december 
you might be called by a family member
but you dont care you're old and losing your hair 
and you just got Alzheimers last week

and its not like they ever come to visit
no its not like they ever come to visit
you can tell your grandsons where to kiss it
and its not like they ever

wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh  (X2)

dont talk to him he can't hear that well
hes deaf now can you tell
his hearing aids are out with out a doubt
hes the man who takes some pills'
to make some thrills
with pelvic skills
while you lay still
at his will on the bed
and as he thrust he hurts his back
gets a heart attack
you look down 
on the ground
his legs are spread 
and he is dead

all the elder ladies yeah the elder ladies
all the elder ladies yeah the elder ladies
all the elder ladies throw your canes up

and its not like he shared his dentures to you
no its not like he shared his dentures to you
it doesn't matter if you had your own pair too
cause its not like he ever

wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh  (X2)

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