Elder Ladies (Single Ladies Parody) 6-27-09
601 views · Published 29 June 2009 · 2:24 · Indexed 20 September 2026
Channel: Grant Uchida · 2009 · Comedy
My parody of Beyonce's song Single Ladies. Performed at Kumukahua Theatres Fundraiser. Lyrics: All the elder ladies, all the elder ladies All the elder ladies throw your canes up Sittin' all alone in the old folks home While the gentlemen are playing croquet You slip and you trip and you fall and break a hip When a grampa comes and saves the day He helps you up and ironically You both have the same medication Even though you're in pain, just grab your walking cane And be glad that your spouse is deceased And it's not like he put your name in the will No, it's not like he put your name in the will Doesn't matter if he was deathly ill 'Cause it's not like he ever Wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh (X2) You found a new man and he's got a minivan And he's only 73 You plan to elope and you really do hope That he has a home in Hawaii But then you remember it's December You might be called by a family member But you don't care you're old and losing your hair And you just got Alzheimer's last week And it's not like they ever come to visit No it's not like they ever come to visit You can tell your grandsons where to kiss it And it's not like they ever Wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh (X2) Don't talk to him he can't hear that well He's deaf now can't you tell His hearing aids are out without a doubt He's the man who takes some pills To make some thrills With pelvic skills While you lay still At his will on the bed And as he thrust he hurts his back Gets a heart attack You look down On the ground His legs are spread And he is dead All the elder ladies, yeah the elder ladies All the elder ladies, yeah the elder ladies All the elder ladies throw your canes up And it's not like he shared his dentures with you No, it's not like he shared his dentures with you It doesn't matter if you had your own pair too 'Cause it's not like he ever Wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh (X2)
