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Day of the Vegetarian Vampire ORIGINAL SONG by Grant Uchida

1,281 views · Published 31 October 2010 · 4:20 · Indexed 2 October 2026

Channel: Grant Uchida · 2010 · Comedy

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Day of the Vegetarian Vampire - Lyrics and Music by Grant Uchida

Lyrics:

In the night when the streets are quiet, They Make their way to town
they can run faster than any human and smell blood for miles around
they will climb into your bed room window, towards you they will creep
not to harm you or suck your blood but just to watch you sleep

Vegetarian vampire you will have your day
some may call you a fairy boy in a manly way
but your legacy will live on dispite what people see
the time will come when you show the world that you
are more than sparkly

when you wake up to find him infront of you, you won't scream in fear
you'll be too captivated by his sparkly rear
he will try to kiss you and make his move but he'll pull away in regret
he will fight the urge with all his strength because he is abstinent

Vegetarian vampire you will have your day
pointy teeth and long black capes are so cliche'
Dracula go back to sleep because your time is through
a new breed of vampire has emerged and their craiving
tofu

are vegetarian vampires really so bad
you know you don't know the facts and thats just sad
so you wanna be a vampire and have your blood be true
but if you bite an aids victum then the jokes on you
you calling them a sissy because their sparkly 
well you're a vampire with a diary
lets take a look back to when it all began
this is the first vampire that can get a tan
do you know how much it cost to dig a persons grave
with these veggie vampires think of the money we'll save
its the big picture that we need to see
vegetarian vampires are ECO friendly

vegetarian vampire you will have your day
pretty soon even zombies will turn out this way
once they've eaten and they had their fill then they'll advance
at the survivors with a lust only because
their hungry for romance
vegetarian vampire I wanna be like you

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